
…huge happy hat, Jesus Christ! I mean... Stevie Ray Vaughan is dead, and we can't get Jon Bon Jovi in a helicopter? Come…
…legal precedent. Does that mean I can sue Dan Fogelberg for making me into a pussy in the mid-70's? Is that possible, huh? Huh? "Your Honor…
…44 magnum, put the barrel of the gun right up to his brainstem and just pulled the trigger... so you can remember Elvis in a nice way, eh…

…to thank all, all the wonderful folks, and I d like to thank you, too." - ELVIS PRESLEY
"Three young singers were killed today in the crash of a…
…of the Ohio National Guard fired on a group of students)
"There ll be a killer and a thriller and a chiller when I get…
…baby." - MIKE MYERS
(In the Austin Powers movie)
"There it is, 62, folks, and we have a new home run champion, Mark Mcguire…

…gone < x2 >
After the love < x2 >
After the love is gone < x2 >
Is go- < x3 >
Witchita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard…
…should you be a loser when you can be a winner
Yes ma'am yes sir I-
Brooklyn New York
Brooklyn New York
Get ready
Doctor Williams…
…you
I love you
I have a special phone number where you can call me so that I can send
you a special gift
Trancentral Lost…

…:
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Composed Compiled and Collated by the KLF
The KLF would like to thank Evil Graham Lee, Elvis Presley, Nick Coler,
Jesus loves you…
…the love
After the love is gone
Is go-
Witchita Lineman Was A Song I Once Heard…
…number where you can call me so that I can send
you a special gift
Trancentral Lost In My Mind…

…guess this was so like taking a number
Like you do nowadays when you go to the wel-, to welfare
And…
But they had no formal training
So they called them ass musicians
So the combination of jasm and ass
Was what you came up with when you came up with, with Jazz
This is…
Where you sit down and pun to your yesterdays and your tomorrows over a drink
Those are the people who have inherited…

…player, Uncle Sam a pimp (HUH)
All I wanna see is my dawgs get a shot at this
Lookin at my jewels, them pus*y n*ggas shot and missed
Chop…
Sideways I'm in the Wraith coming out hard
As I slide down Elvis Presley BLVD
Time to say a prayer so n*gga bow your head
And you…
…the soft n*gga and the hard
You can tell them crackers they could go and get the dogs
[Verse 3: MJG]
I'm riding down E-L-V-I-S P-R-E-S…

…player, Uncle Sam a pimp (HUH)
All I wanna see is my dawgs get a shot at this
Lookin at my jewels, them pussy niggas shot and missed
Chop…
Sideways I'm in the Wraith coming out hard
As I slide down Elvis Presley BLVD
Time to say a prayer so nigga bow your head
And you…
…the soft nigga and the hard
You can tell them crackers they could go and get the dogs
[Verse 3: MJG]
I'm riding down E-L-V-I-S P-R-E-S…

…the jump start to outsmart all you fools
I ain't a liar but im dressed like a cypher
Trip over me is like a live wire
Shock…
…touchdown
Flip it around this sound
This is underground so get clowned
So make a frown before you get drowned
I surround myself…
…(yeah)
Man this is crazy on a killing spree with the bars
I'm the best don't correct me put you in check Elvis Presley
Put you in a…

…one is the hardest nigga? Lyrics or the drum kick?
And when it's finished over and done with
I'ma smoke a blunt and…
…him feel threatened
Go get your sexy dress to turn me on
While he down there quoting Betty Wright, "I know you not gone sing that song…
…in the minute because of what I invent
Look at you, over there with your seat belt light on approaching y'all into descent
A.k.a The Tarantula
Hot…

…tell me which one is the hardest n*gga
Lyrics or the drum kick
And when it's finished over and done with
I'ma smoke a blunt and…
…knock the pus*y off of some b*tch
I ain't no speedy, you say I beat it too much
I ain't gone eat it, you ain't gone drown me, and I…
…quoting Betty Wright, "I know you not gon' sing that song!!!"
I hit the chart and never move off
Or homie cool off
Before your…

…tell me which one is the hardest n*gga
Lyrics or the drum kick
And when it's finished over and done with
I'ma smoke a blunt and…
…knock the pus*y off of some b*tch
I ain't no speedy, you say I beat it too much
I ain't gone eat it, you ain't gone drown me, and I…
…quoting Betty Wright, "I know you not gon' sing that song!!!"
I hit the chart and never move off
Or homie cool off
Before your…

…?
[Verse One]
Braniac dumb-dumbs, bust the scientifical
Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal
Can you find your way…
…through the lyrics that be catching them?
Throw another rhyme across the room, they be fetching them
When they take a loss, take a loss to the master and
I…
…little Elvis Presley
Would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
I really doubt-doubt it, they'll probably start dancin'
Jumping…

…?
[Verse One]
Braniac dumb-dumbs, bust the scientifical
Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal
Can you find your way…
…through the lyrics that be catching them?
Throw another rhyme across the room, they be fetching them
When they take a loss, take a loss to the master and
I…
…little Elvis Presley
Would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
I really doubt-doubt it, they'll probably start dancin'
Jumping…

Brainiac, dumb-dumb, bust the scientifical
Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal
Can you find ya way through the lyrics…
…blocks away I
Wanna turn they heads so you know I gotta play
High decibels passing through a residential district
See a few cuties and I…
…little Elvis Presley
Would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
I really doubt doubt it, they probably start dancing…

…[Verse 1]
Brainiac, dumb-dumb, bust the scientifical
Approach to the course and the force is centrifugal
Can you find ya way…
…through the lyrics that be catching em
Throw another rhyme across the room they be fetching em
And they take a loss, take a loss to the Master and I…
…blasted a little Elvis Presley
Would they pull me over and attempt to arrest me
I really doubt doubt it, they probably start dancing…