By Art Rush (2009)
On album Top Ryde (2009)

Steve star-
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Sally was an old hand at getting them organised
Her and I supervised bowling
Every Thursday afternoon
We'd haul the girls in the back…
…watch the girls bowl
And Sally would tell me about her life
And occasionally we'd have to break up fights
Like Miss she told me that I…
…get into your castle
And swim around your moat
For I have observed
That the c-
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I clean the alleys
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-urve of your back…

…on the hill
Knocked on her door, looked in her eyes
She said
"I see you baby but I don't understand
Who wrote that number on the back…
…of your hand
I wanna help you but I can't play along
'Cause all I wanna do to you is wrong, is wrong"
We stole a car and drove…
…into the night
Her skin reflecting all those big neon lights
She kissed me gently and my body went numb
I woke up…

You don't, by any chance, I know these other guys in the band have one, if there's a cowboy hat here, I'd like to borrow it and then I…
…for my sweater
And said that she was very, very cold
I kissed her good night at her door and started home
Then thought about my…
…sweater and went right back instead
I knocked at the door and a man appeared
I told him why I'd come and then he said:
"Your wrong son…

…away
Then I turned my radio on
And did 70 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back…
…okay
Because honey I understand
She said you don't have to explain."
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I…
…go deeper please."
And that's when I start goin' crazy
Like I was tryin' to give her a baby
The room feel like it's spinning
Cause…

…turned my radio on
And did 55 all the way home
I pulled up in the driveway
Hopped out and slammed the car door
Then go in through the back…
Bust up in the house
Pull back the shower door
And she screamin', "What's all that for?"
Then I'm like, "Woman I…
Because honey I understand"
She said, "You don't have to explain"
Then I took her by the hand
I kissed her and then we went to the room
Then I…

…raced
And I put the spotlight in they face
One kid had meth in his car and got arrested
As we drove to jail I got molested
She…
…jacked me off and I almost nutted
As the kid locked up in the back head-butted
The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy
And…
…tongue kissed and jetted
And as she drove I fingered the neden
She had a bush like the one in my front yard
Plus my hand stunk, my…

…raced
And I put the spotlight in they face
One kid had meth in his car and got arrested
As we drove to jail I got molested
She…
…jacked me off and I almost nutted
As the kid locked up in the back head-butted
The glass, I took her mace and sprayed the guy
And…
…tongue kissed and jetted
And as she drove I fingered the neden
She had a bush like the one in my front yard
Plus my hand stunk, my…

…where is the Biz?"
I say - it wasn't my turn to watch him, I don't know where he is
And hey - I'm not his father, and Biz ain't got…
…my place
We walked in, she disrobed, I kissed her face
I went to work on that booty like it was a chore
This was not the average Sunday…
…after the movie, she promised me a special treat
I drove her back to her house and she invited me in
She said, "Shell, brace…

…like, "Hey Shell, where is the Biz?"
I say - it wasn't my turn to watch him, I don't know where he is
And hey - I'm not his father, and…
…went right to my place
We walked in, she disrobed, I kissed her face
I went to work on that booty like…
…after the movie, she promised me a special treat
I drove her back to her house and she invited me in
She said…

Pony
And he walked her to the door
And said "I, I've, I've had a great time tonight. Pretty mild weather we're having, lately"
And…
…she said "I think it's ok for you to kiss me now"
And so they kissed
For a good, it must have been 15 minutes, it could have been…
…was floating 18 feet off the ground
And he floated back to the Hyundai Pony
And said goodnight and drove
Listening to Ben Folds on the radio
And singing this song…

…she ask me did I like her I said well kinda
all of a sudden she jumped out her seat
snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to…
…carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
and that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to…
…make my move
I thought I better hurry up before I busted a groove
I leaned down to kiss her but then out of the blue
a door slammed and…
By Will Smith
On album Rock The House

…seat
Snatched me up by my wrist and took me out to the street
She started grabbin all over me kissing and hugging
So I shoved her…
…scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through alleys right and…
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those…

…yelled out: "Rape!"
I got scared when she started to yell
So I handed her my wallet and ran like hell
I was duckin through…
…things were starting to cook
As we pulled up into her house I said: "I'm with you, toots"
The music was soft and…
…avoid the annoying ring
I carresed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those satin bed sheets
I felt that it was time for me to…

…took me out to the street
She started grabbing all over me, kissing and hugging
So I shoved her away, I said you better stop…
…bugging
She got mad, looked me dead in my face
Threw her hands in the air and yelled out rape
I got scared when she started to…
Took the phone off the hook to avoid the annoying ring
I caressed her body and I kissed her cheek
And that's when I observed those…

…a praying mantis
You are the cockroach I couldn't seem to get rid of
You kept on crawling back and my skin did also
I've but one question left to…
…up sentences that hurt so upstairs
And when I stepped out she stood in the mirrors
Her trembling frame made six
I inched closer to…
…drove herself back home
It wasn't until three in the morn
When he walked me up to my back door
I kissed his neck as he turned back…