The note said "Darling...
I hate to tell you this way,
But I've run off with your Roommate,
Signed - Your Fiancée".
I sat down…
…and cholesterol count.
I didn't go overboard.
Just enough to get me through the night.
So I threw my purchases down on the conveyor belt…
…tell
What could be in store for you
On your local grocery shelf
And sometimes you've got to break the rules
If someone breaks your heart
And if you're lucky
Love might fall into your shopping cart!…
…crew with something to prove
And the truck blew up believe it
You see me go, there's something coming your way
Everything I want…
…you to tell, let's give hell
Just a little justice
I sing this...
Give a little money and a house and the car
Filling up your…
…of mine
Well it's only a matter of time
And all that you see
All you set out to find
Don't let anything change your mind
At the break…
…it is
"No, if we call your name you're gonna go to a courtroom"
"Where the judge and the lawyers prescreen you"
"They get to choose"
Like team…
…or I'm gonna have you arrested"
Well that'd be ironic
Also I'm sorry did not mean to creep
It was a poor use of flattery
Please dear lord…
…cause it's a car
"Sir you're taking way too far"
Okay let me lay it out sweetheart
You mean well lil mama you just doing your job…
…answer me, regardless where the dancers be
Tryna feed them weed then get that sh*t passed to me
You take Ls I make Ls I break hell…
…a lake with oil that's your f*cking fate
Just wait to see me spoil all your hope wake your brain up
You just hydrate I fly…
…and take the game up
To eleven, get high till we in heaven
And see my family and MCs f*ck a reverend
Oh sh*t, this my come down, purgatory…
…answer me, regardless where the dancers be
Tryna feed them weed then get that sh*t passed to me
You take Ls I make Ls I break hell…
…a lake with oil that's your f*cking fate
Just wait to see me spoil all your hope wake your brain up
You just hydrate I fly…
…and take the game up
To eleven, get high till we in heaven
And see my family and MCs f*ck a reverend
Oh sh*t, this my come down, purgatory end…
What!
What the fuck! What!
get out tha fuckin' way prick!
Who you talkin' to!
Get out the fuckin' car then!
Get out the car…
…see a road rage!
I'll put you in a early grave!
(CHORUS)
(Verse 1)
TDA TDA I'll break in your car and I'll take it away,
Thats…
…a trooper,
In ma mini cooper,
went head to head had a crash with a police car,
Didn't get arrested,
Didn't have to kick off,
I was alright but the car…
…trip
Who you want to
See me Knocc Out?
I'm just as nutty as the east side get
I'm west coast banging on some
East side shit
Yeah…
They done fucked up
And let me get in
They owe you loco
You just did 10
I never been the type to gripe
But I'm ripe like…
…you
Heated and i stay right
Piss up on your gravesite
We can get it cracking
At night or broad daylight…
…the garbage with these handcuffs on." He said, "Shut up, kid. Get in the back of the patrol car."
And that's what we did, sat in the back of the patrol car…
…the draft
They got a building down in New York City, it's called Whitehall Street, where you walk in, you get injected, inspected, detected, infected…
…get?" I said, "I didn't get nothing, I had to pay $50 and pick up the garbage." He said, "What were you arrested…
…it now? What did you think
Now guess who made this hard beat, bass so hard your heart beat
On it's own accord, and you won't get bored…
These six kids just sitting on your ass ho
Keep the crunk to the bass until your ass go
Up and down and up and down and up and down…
…a nammer squat
From Vancity where damn bitties get damn rowdy and grab your crotch
Til they send you a nude pic and you're like…
…no purpose in doing this.
BEHAR: OK, Steven, we'll get back to you when we return. OK, more Baldwin versus Paul.
(COMMERCIAL BREAK)
BEHAR: OK, we're…
…back. Stephen, let me ask you a question. Congressman Paul brought up the whole idea of medical marijuana. What is your response…
…there's a few people who smoke marijuana already. And how many times have you seen somebody arrested for driving under…
…and blue?
Are they arrestin and harassin you?
Do they pull you over while you in traffic too?
Talk down to you and with attitude?
He hate…
…with no weapon?
Hands on their guns while they approachin you (huh)
Are your hands up and they still chokin you (muffled cries, huh)
Did you get…
…arrested for just smokin too (do you mind putting out your cigarette please)
Found dead in your cell and they blamin it on you (I need…
…' to let me down as fast as she can
It's only love, it drives me crazy
It's only love pretty baby
Baby, what you tryin' to do
Well after…
…but the cryin'
I keep on payin' the price for my lyin'
Don't let it get you down it ain't nothin' new
You ain't the only one…
…a ride
Cause Jack Black is right by your side
You might get taken to the jailhouse and find
You've been arrested for driving while blind…
…to start blazin'
Around 8 sparked the back woods, on the back road
The wind chill blew the snow like Satchmo
I asked "How was your…
…a couple corny-ass sweaters
And my family embarrassed me, because apparently
Getting arrested twice in a month is worthy of a parody"
Just…
…if I had questioned that mom?
What if Phil's sister and the boy weren't gone?
What if that right that we did wasn't wrong?
And what if? And so on and on, until the break…
…there. Even the question mark by me. It meant something. We stood for something
Lemme tell you a story, like last time I got arrested right? I…
…was tagging a police car. I never did these things out of spite or out of anger. But more out of, desperation. I…
Where are our guardians? Like this shit is crazy. Like I don't... I don't get it... Sigh... Fuck you, Ed Koch. Fuck you…
…about what it is they do sometimes
CONAN: Have you ever had to hose the car down, the interior of the car down afterwards?
ANTHONY…
…: There was one time when one gentleman vomited in the car so I did have to...
CONAN: Who's sitting in that seat?
ANTHONY: You…
…?
ANTHONY: Conan's gonna get us arrested
CONAN: So what I did was bad? I was looking right at him
CUBE: You was staring right…