By Ylvis (2014)
On album Volume 1 (2014)

…Bum bum ba, bum bum ba Bum bum ba, bum bum ba Bum bum ba, bum bum…
…a shadow moving?
Everybody, quiet, quiet
Can you hear Mr Toot?
[Pre-Chorus]
Bum bum ba, bum bum ba
Bum bum ba, bum bum ba
Play…
…Bum bum ba, bum bum ba Bum bum ba, bum bum ba Play it, Mr. Toot! Play it, Mr. Toot! Play it, Mr. Toot! Bum bum ba…

…bum bum bum Ba-bum bum bum bum Ba-bum bum bum bum Ba-bum bum bum bum…
By 2011 Broadway Cast of Anything Goes
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…trait
Is certain to win
The bad trait
Will always predominate
[ALL]
That is the law of genetics according to Finn
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…bum bum ba bum ba bum
[DB]
Why is the smart son always the gay son?
[SALLY & SANDY]
Finn's second law of
[SALLY & SANDY & DARREN…
…]
Genetics
[ALL]
(staggered)
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Bum ba bum bum ba bum bum ba ba dow!
[DB]
Say your father has…

Of a man that just don't give a care no
He's Misstra Know-It-All (Look out he's coming)
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Dum bum bum ba bum bum
Bum bum bum bum…

…[Intro]
Kick it!
Ba bum bum bum
Ba bum bum bum
Ba bum bum bum
[Verse 1]
Mac addict pursuing a tax bracket
Half-ass…

…a care no
He's Misstra know-it-all (look out he's coming)
Dum bum bum ba bum bum,
Dum bum bum ba bum bum
Bum bum bum bum bum say
He's Misstra…

…bum ba bum bum
Ba bum bum bum bum
Ba bum bum bum bum (All I want!)
Ba bum bum bum bum (All I need!)
Ba bum bum bum bum (All I want…

…a no to yes
There'll always be a lady fair
Who's waiting for you
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Ba bum bum ba ba ba bum bum bum
[melodic whistles]…

…quemaduras
De veneno y miel
Que me has cambiado no hay duda
Lo sé también y me gusta (Bum bum bum, bum bum ba bum bum)
Por eso voy…
…iguana
Hago un hechizo de gitana
Para que sigas siempre
Desesperadamente enamorado de mí
(Bum bum bummm bum bum, ba ba bum bum…
…bum ba bum)
(Bum bum bummm bum bum, ba ba bum bum bum ba bum)
[2 Verso]
Dispara y ya estás dispuesto
A morir por mí
Por que ten…

For the young and the old
A cloak for the priest
A hat for the farmer
You could be looking at the emperor's pajamas
[Bridge]
Bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-bum
Bum-bum!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-ba…

For the young and the old
A cloak for the priest
A hat for the farmer
You could be looking at the emperor's pajamas
[Bridge]
Bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-bum
Bum-bum!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-ba-bum
Ba-de…

For the young and the old
A cloak for the priest
A hat for the farmer
You could be looking at the emperor's pajamas
[Bridge]
Bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-bum
Bum-bum!
Bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-bum-ba-ba…