
…)
Everybody's gotta be nice, you know?
Nah, fuck that pussy shit (fuck that, bitch)
[Hook]
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm…
I wanna fuck a bitch, I don't even know (fuck)
[Hook]
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole
I'm a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty…
…a douchebag, I'm an asshole (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm a douchebag (shawty)
I'm a douchebag, I'm a douchebag (bitch)
I'm a douchebag (god)
[Outro]
Bitch, god oh jeez
Oh fuck…
By Ronnie Radke Ft. Andy Biersack (2015)
On album Watch Me (2015)

It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I…
…can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby
Ronnie
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole…
…I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole baby
Check up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled…

…equal opportunity asshole
A krazy bitch you ain't prepared for
An equal opportunity asshole
No exceptions made when I let me wrath go!
I'm an…
Selling who you are straight up clearance!
[Katie Tropp: Hook]
I'm an equal opportunity asshole
A krazy bitch you ain't prepared for
An…
…equal opportunity asshole
No exceptions made when I let me wrath go!
I'm an equal opportunity asshole
A krazy bitch you…

A krazy bitch you ain't prepared for
An equal opportunity asshole
No exceptions made when I let me wrath go!
I'm an equal opportunity asshole…
…clearance!
[Hook]
I'm an equal opportunity asshole
A krazy bitch you ain't prepared for
An equal opportunity asshole
No exceptions made…
…when I let me wrath go!
I'm an equal opportunity asshole
A krazy bitch you ain't prepared for
An equal opportunity asshole…

…on album 9
I smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nothin' like pimpin'
Nigger fuck Bill…
…do no simpin'
I'm an Oaktown player ain't nothin' like pimpin'
Ain't nothin' like the pimp game you should know
Never love a bitch…
…a Beyotch
(Too $hort) Mother fucking shit god damn asshole
There ain't nothin' like pimping now you know
I want a bitch that's an…

…fuck you damn shithead bitch
My diamonds and the Lex say it's time to flow
Wonder how I got rich, they say I rhyme too slow, so
I'm…
…smoked a few joints bitch now I'm fine
Studio's in a cloud
Smelling kind of loud
Nuthin like pimpin
Nigger fuck Bill Clinton
Make me…
…asshole
There ain't nuthin like pimping now you know
I want a bitch thats an everyday hoe
Just a Beyotch
(Too Short) Say mother…

…than going postal
That guy's an asshole
And that girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing…
…'Cause it's more economic than drugs or a drink
That guy's an asshole
And that girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away…
…a sad sack of shit
It's pathetic
Just a festering sore
Who will never be more than that
If I don't let him
That guy's an asshole
And that girl's a bitch…
By Autumn Kings (2020)
On album Asshole (2020)

…am
Say it!
Yeah you can call me
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Spell it out so everybody knows it
One, two, three, Hey everybody
I'm an asshole…
…! (Yup)
I'm an asshole! (Yup)
I'm an asshole! (Yup)
Cause that's what I am!
Say it!
Yeah you can kiss my
A-S-S-H-O-L-E
Downtown…
…!!
I like underage chicks!
Cause I'm an asshole
If you don't like me you're a bitch!
I'm an asshole
Suck my motherfuckin' dick!
I'm an asshole (Yup)
I'm an asshole!
Go fuck yourself…

…going postal
And that guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing…
…drugs or a drink
And that guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's natural
No getting away from it
So sing…
…pathetic
Just a festering sore
Who will never be more than that if I don't let him
That guy's an asshole
That girl's a bitch
Baby it's…

…[Chorus: Russ]
People tell me I'm an asshole
Tell me something that I don't know
Ask me how I'm so casual
I don't know…
… it comes natural
People tell me I'm an asshole (Oh, oh)
Tell me something that I don't know (Oh, oh)
Ask me how I'm so casual (Yeah, yeah…
…waitin'
I'm an asshole
Or really it's you (Facts)
'Cause if I did you how you do me, you would be one too (Bitch)
So…

I came to the world at a time when it was in need of a villain
An asshole, that role I think I succeed…
…they know now because everybody knows
Everybody knows that you're just an asshole
Everywhere that you go, people wanna go home, everyone…
You are just an asshole
Everyone knows, everyone knows
Holy mackerel, I'm the biggest jerk on the planet earth
I smack…

…I'm an asshole
She still let me smash tho, whoa
She's a natural
Hit it from the back all natural
I spazzed on, that hoe
That's…
…natural
I'm an asshole
She still let me
She still let me smash tho
I been feeling out of touch
Don't trust love
Bitch you sus…
…while she hitting my bong
Yeah she got my nuts off then I told her get off
I'm an asshole
She still let me smash tho, whoa…

…for no hash, bro
If they put you in the dirt that's what you asked fo'
You're an asshole
You're an asshole
God damn, you're an asshole…
God damn, you're an asshole
[Verse 1]
I'm with the fleece and the sandals
They can't see me I'm dressed in camo
I'm smoking trees…
…with the bands, bro
I hit a bitch with the 'oui oui' she like em foreign
Give me top and then I catch some zz's I'm really snoring
I been…

…to fucking bad ho's
Bitch think I'm an asshole, thumb up in her asshole
I grab on her ass, yeah, still can't get no grasp though
OG I'm…
…smoking on gas, yeah, catch a bullet just like Madden, jit
I'm tripping on acid, nigga, I'm tripping on acid, bitch
I got kilos…
…ain't schizo' (Oh, yeah)
Balenci' cost your rent ho, atleast you brought your friend, ho (Yeah, oh, yeah)
Bitch think I'm an asshole…

…(Chorus)
Cause I don't wanna
Be that asshole that
Ruins love for you
Well I used to adore you
But I wasn't like this before you…
…on because
I've become an asshole
Just like you
My heart is closed up
And baby
Now I'm different
Afraid to get hurt
Cause I'm still bruised
Got…
…turned me into an asshole
That bitch turned me into an asshole
Yeah that bitch turned me into an asshole
But ummm..
(Chorus)…