
…[Intro]
The party don't stop
Light it up, drink it up
Whatever it takes for you to get f*cked up
Here we go, we got…
…go down
[Hook]
Wasted!
I'm just gettin' f*cked up
Got some drink in my cup and I'm 'bout to turn up
Wasted!
And light the…
…party
That I'm hardly embarking so I'm not marching at the wrong target
I'm the martian that's artistic
I'm an arsonist rock star…

…[Intro]
The party don't stop
Light it up, drink it up
Whatever it takes for you to get f*cked up
Here we go, we got…
…go down
[Hook]
Wasted!
I'm just gettin' f*cked up
Got some drink in my cup and I'm 'bout to turn up
Wasted!
And light the…
…party
That I'm hardly embarking so I'm not marching at the wrong target
I'm the martian that's artistic
I'm an arsonist rock star…

…[Intro]
The party don't stop
Light it up, drink it up
Whatever it takes for you to get fucked up
Here we go, we got…
…go down
[Hook]
Wasted!
I'm just gettin' fucked up
Got some drink in my cup and I'm 'bout to turn up
Wasted!
And light the…
…party
That I'm hardly embarking so I'm not marching at the wrong target
I'm the martian that's artistic
I'm an arsonist rock star…

…[Intro]
The party don't stop
Light it up, drink it up
Whatever it takes for you to get f*cked up
Here we go, we got…
…go down
[Hook]
Wasted!
I'm just gettin' f*cked up
Got some drink in my cup and I'm 'bout to turn up
Wasted!
And light the…
…party
That I'm hardly embarking so I'm not marching at the wrong target
I'm the martian that's artistic
I'm an arsonist rock star…

…[Intro: Wax]
Yo what's up man this is Jed. I own Jed's Irish Pub across the street from your house. You know the one you walk…
…it would be for you to simply take a couple steps and walk in like everybody else
[Chorus]
I'm tryna stop drinking and I fucking hate it
The…
…repeating my name
30 years sober, you still at the meeting it's lame
I'd rather drink than that
Call me an aristocrat
[Chorus]
I'm…

Well momma's in the kitchen cooking Irish stew
Daddy's in the hollow and he's cooking something too
Daddy makes a whiskey, momma…
…and run
I got whiskey in the backseat, momma it'll be alright
I got one more run I got to make, a little rough tonight…
They'll let me rot in jail
Scat cat, you've got gravy on your tail
Now wrong ain't always wicked
Law ain't always right…

Casey Liquorland Part 2, How We Do
Pass the gin and tonic cuz I'm still an alcoholic
Cuz all this gin and tonic got…
…herb got me laying on the curb
Hand in my pants, people looking at me like a perv
See I smoke the kind bud but I got…
…terrorists win
Been drinking every day for a year and half
A true alchy I even drink a beer in the bath
I wake up in…
By Throw Rag (1999)
On album Tee Tot (2001)

Arnie was a carnie shot out
Don't make him mean
Ran away from home
The day he turned 13
His mama was half Cherokee
His pa an Irish…
…mutt
Loved to drink cheap whiskey
Then kick young Arnie's butt
[Chorus:]
Only drink on days that end in "y"
Only drink on days that end in…
Arnie's ma never had a real home
He still hates the one he saw
His mama was half Cherokee
His pa an Irish mutt
Loved to drink cheap whiskey
Then kick young Arnie's butt [Chorus]…

Well we all set sail for ireland
'Tis a place where good ale flows
where the maidens are fair
in the warm summers air…
…and they sing songs that everyone knows
God help you if you are an englishman
for you better learn to drink quick
for those damned irish…
Like whiskey and bitters are moth and it's flame
A more volatile of mixtures can't be paired
So when you go a traveling
If that bodice your unraveling
Belongs to an Irish Lassie be prepared
Chorus (x2)…

…a semicolon or parentheses
Shitty memory just like I live in an anemone
Thinkin' I got abducted, tangled my wires all up…
And doggone it i'm destructive, treat my liver like the enemy
But I'm ahead of me, or myself, is what I mean
And if i take another sip of this whiskey…
…flowing like Venice
Always smile like I'm promoting my dentist
I'm a menace, been this way since elementary school
I take a shot of Hennessey and drink the rest to be cool, and ooh
The kid is Irish…

…around in a neighborhood you don't live in, but you've seen a million times before, and you see a brand new bar that looks like an Irish…
…bar, right? You walk in with your friend. Still looks like an Irish bar, there's a bartender behind the bar. You walk up…
…what is it?" "This is a microbrewery." "Oh really, asshole? Well, why don't you go in the back and microbrew me up…

Here comes Paddy with a whiskey can the good old stuff for everyone
Drink it pure and drink it cold whiskey must…
…mad
First I had an English bride, she drank Brandy all the night
But she and I cannot agree cause I put poison in her tea…
Then I had an Irish maid, she drank Power′s pure and nate
An empty bottle struck her head and then I found that she was dead
Uisce…

…[Verse 1]
I'm an Irishman
Leather weathered Irish skin
Beard orange as the sunset or the flag
In the night sky we fly it in
Pride for the…
…proud to be a Haggerty
Now with whiskey in our veins
Claiming we're the bravest men
I drank Old Crow, but pretended it was Jameson
Dad…
…couldn't drink like a gentleman
That doesn't mean I can't make a drinking song for the rest of 'em
Challenge us in football, yeah we…

…[Verse 1]
I'm an Irishman
Leather weathered Irish skin
Beard orange as the sunset or the flag
In the night sky we fly it in
Pride for the…
…proud to be a Haggerty
Now with whiskey in our veins
Claiming we're the bravest men
I drank Old Crow, but pretended it was Jameson
Dad…
…couldn't drink like a gentleman
That doesn't mean I can't make a drinking song for the rest of 'em
Challenge us in football, yeah we…

…[Verse 1]
I'm an Irishman
Leather weathered Irish skin
Beard orange as the sunset or the flag
In the night sky we fly it in
Pride for the…
…proud to be a Haggerty
Now with whiskey in our veins
Claiming we're the bravest men
I drank Old Crow, but pretended it was Jameson
Dad…
…couldn't drink like a gentleman
That doesn't mean I can't make a drinking song for the rest of 'em
Challenge us in football, yeah we…